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About Bill Gate (Humor)

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Saqlain a Pakistani living in USA .

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not
know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself,I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more
than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room... Saqlain says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to
leave. 500 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose? ' So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to
leave. 498 people leave the room. Saqlain says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.

Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates
who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

and......

Calmly, Saqlain turns to the other candidate and says ` Kaisa hay .. Ustaad?'

The other candidate answers..... ......... ......... ......... ......... .
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Oye....salay. ........tu bhee Pakistani hay??
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Post by mudasir »

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Nice One...
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Wow

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Though it is interesting, but ................................................................................................
What is not possible is not impossible!

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Post by lambda »

but what?
Watch out for the Manners Taliban!
Isn't it amazing how so many people can type "linuxpakistan.net" into their browsers but not "google.com"?
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Re: Wow

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Ahmad ullah wrote:Though it is interesting, but ................................................................................................

What but means............, plz fill in the blanks

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Post by Muhammad Saad »

Thanks for sharing such a nice joke.
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